(electricity surging) – Alright let’s get you plugged in. (electricity surging) And we are… online. (electronics surging) (electronic beeping) – Ay-ay-ay (“Good Feeling” by Flo Rida) – What? – What in the name? (dial tone) – Kevin, the wifi’s out! Kevin? – Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! – What?! – I’m sorry. –
Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 20, 2019
Emoji News with James Corden’s Sister
Articles . BlogOKAY. OKAY. COME HERE, YOU PASTEL-COLORED DREAM. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>MELISSA.>>James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>FROM ENGLAND.>>James: FROM ENGLAND?>>IT’S THE ’50s LOOK.>>James: TRYING AND SUCCEEDING I WOULD SAY. HAVE YOU GOT SOMEWHERE YOU’RE GOING AFTER THIS OR JUST FOR THE SHOW.>>WE’RE GOING TO THE IN-N-OUT BURGER. WE’RE TOLD TO GO THERE.>>James: WHY NOT? OKAY, DO YOU KNOW
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 19, 2019
Riggs Takes Out The NINE-NINE | FOX ENTERTAINMENT
Articles . Blog[music playing] [gunshot] – Oh! [thud] [squeak] I think I’m getting the hang of it. [gunshot] – Whoa! [gasping] – [laughs] This just needs to cook for another 11 hours, 32 minutes, and six– [gunshot] [explosion] [glass shattering] [gunshot] [glass shattering] [gunshot] [pop] No! You can’t take her from me! [gunshot] [glass shattering] Free candy!
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 19, 2019
Don’t Laugh News Challenge: Get In My Belly!
Articles . Blog(upbeat music) – [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks, loses points. This is Breaking News. – Welcome back to Breaking News, the show where we don’t know what we’re about to say and we aren’t allowed
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 18, 2019
A Tribute To Mothers | FOX ENTERTAINMENT
Articles . BlogMothers and mother-like caregivers, prepare to be appreciated. Only strippers shave above the knee, the good ones anyway. OK. My son is a handful. Can you say that on TV? Fred, this is your mother. Get these dildos out of the dishwasher. Lisa, go to bed right now. Aw, keep your pants on, lady. [gasps]
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 18, 2019
Legally Speaking: What is the Heckler’s Veto? | We The Internet TV
Articles . Blog(music) [LOU] What is the heckler’s veto? [BARRY] So it’s the notion that if somebody’s speech is riling people up and they start heckling them, that you shouldn’t be able to have the hecklers be able to veto the speech of the person whose speech they don’t like. It’s called the heckler’s veto whenever you’re
Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 16, 2019
Preview: It’s An Animation Domination Halloween! | FOX ENTERTAINMENT
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Written by Michelle Gutierrez on October 15, 2019
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